The Good, The Bad, and the Gravel: Observations Through a Tinted Visor

Motorcycles are freedom. Motorcycles are adventure. Motorcycles are bugs to the face, gravel parking lots, forgotten kickstands, and complete strangers asking, “How fast does it go?”In The Good, the Bad, and the Gravel, author and lifelong storyteller Neil R. Beller, Jr. takes riders on a hilarious journey through the wonderfully absurd world of motorcycling. From the mysterious physics of group rides and the dreaded saddlebag search to Bluetooth DJs, helmet hair, lawn clippings, and the universal dance known as “Kickstand Up!”, these essays celebrate everything that makes life on two wheels so gloriously ridiculous.Along the way you'll meet unforgettable characters like:Tank, whose saddlebags contain enough supplies to survive the apocalypse.Larry, who somehow gets lost on every group ride and has absolutely no idea everyone is looking for him.Walt, who once owned a motorcycle in 1972 and is more than happy to tell you all about it.Written with warmth, humor, and affection, The Good, the Bad, and the Gravel isn't a book about motorcycles nearly as much as it's a book about the people who ride them. Whether you're a seasoned touring veteran, an adventure rider who spent $30,000 to look homeless, or someone who's simply wondered why motorcycles are always parked on gravel, you'll find yourself laughing, nodding, and saying: "Yep. I've done that." Perfect for riders, passengers, and anyone who knows that the best stories begin with the words: "So there we were..." Because life is better when you keep the rubber side down. Read more